Saturday, March 13, 2010

Catch Them Pedophiles

Okay, so your average female hits their peak physical attractiveness at about 17, right? And a guy hits his at roughly 40, so lucky guys. Knowing this, we can then assume that if a woman, regardless of her age, sits at a 17 degree angle, that will be the most attractive that woman can be. For men, this is a 40 degree angle. So like, adjust your chairs guys. Using this logic, it should be extremely obvious how this knowledge can be used to catch pedophiles. All you need to do is seat full grown men and woman at extremely low angles and wait to see who bites. Anyone who finds the bait more attractive while they're sitting at a 10 degree angle is a pedophile, simple as that.

No children get involved this way. Nobody gets hurt.

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