Cyclops The Cy-Cop.

There's a common myth, almost a legend, that being a half-cyclops, half-cop would be too easy for words. Eye tend to disagree. The look of the single eyed man is arresting, but with a single eye to perform arrests, single arrests are just too one-time. Cy-Cops, the bane of the police farce, have no choice but to wait for the real perverts and stranglers to slip up so they can perform Double Arrests. Twice the arrest with half the eyes means you get a regular amount of arrests, but it's the only way a Cy-Cop can operate. If a perilous and putrid poison were dumped on the police population, and its mutant crippling effect caused all cops to become one with the world--AKA: Turned into Cy-Cops, nobody would be able to arrest purse snatchers or battery-ists ever, for the sole reason that those kinds of crimes just don't qualify for a single arrest. While an entire population of Cy-Cops might make the police more narrow sighted in their search for perverts and body snatchers, it would ultimately make the world a more corrupt police. And even if it were only the upper echelon of law enforcement who were transformed into Cy-Cops, the FBEye has to be able to interrogate lower-level criminals to get to the drug runners and serial arsonists of the world.

There's just no place in the world for the selfish one-is-all nature of the one-eyed man.